Official: "a 60 bo circle piece of land is insribed with a perfect pentagon.
A 3-square bo plot of land yield 30 doi of barley. Nine farmers give the landowner 80% of their barley harvest.
If due to a drought the yield were reduced to 30%, how much would the landowner recieve?"
Old guy: "That's quite a challenge.
Evil guy from village:"It's 34 bags, isn't it?"
Official: "using trigonometry and statistics that's the answer but that's not the answer my father wanted"
Lee: "I totally have a bumper sticker, My dragon is smarter than your honor student."
Liz: You could totally have a clockwork hand.
Madeline: What would I DO with a clockwork hand?
Liz: Throttle people with it!
Lee: You'd be called "The Claw" with it, that's what.
Madeline: When they come searching the village to find out who's The Claw, what, I'd be like "Uh, no, not me!" (hiding hand behind back)
(about small of the back tattoos)
Madeline: In German they call them "ass antlers"
Lee: Around here, tramp stamp.
Heather: Were we all there?
Lee: Yes. We decided for maximum stealth, we'd bring 2 teenage girls, a drunk, and a dragon.
Which is always the moral of the story--"And then the people hated the government even more." - Liz
I turn to one of my companions and nudge her. "Jiminy, Grace! A mystery!" - Pearl
Oh, you were trying to kill Orphan, the other prisoner. - China
Uh... Is she your friend? - assassin
(pause) ...I'm asking the questions here! - China
Well, I'm secretly intrigued, but I'm not going to tell him that. - China,
re: the Spider
And he's probably guessing that, and secretly worried, but he's not going to tell you that. - GM
Isn't it good to talk and get it all out? - Heather
The cows are doing fine! Though I'm sure your expert eye... - Bong Soon
I'd love to look at the cows, Father. And how are the people? - Gunpowder
How do you know about the Spider? How do you know about the Spider?! You boys shouldn't be getting mixed up in things like that! We don't want the Spider on our island! - Admiral
Well, apparently the Spider is on our island! And he wants me to work for him! Number one, I don't work. - Lucky
Did Orphan Ko maybe hide the treasure in the sea caves? But Orphan Ko would know that we knew that she knew... - Pearl
Unless she knew that you know that she knew! - Lee
...She wasn't very bright. - Madeline, who played Orphan Ko
Caves are definintely a possibility. - Princess
Should we get Lucky? - Pearl
They say the genius of Apple product design is that it makes you want to lick it. - Liz
There will be no licking of the iPhone. It does not have a flavor. - Bill
Will you call him names when next you speak? - Pops, re: the governor
I will try to control my anger. - Gunpower, resentful
I'm trying to think of an aphorism, here, because I think Pops talks in aphorisms... - Lee
If you do not master your anger, your anger will become your master? - Madeline
I bring beer! In accordance with the prophecy. - Lee
Wait-- Don't-- Doesn't the prophecy say something about beer being brought to the couch? - Madeline
The captain swings down from the dragon and looks you in the eye. "Ho Fook! When last we met, I was just a lieutenant! But now, I am a captain!" - Captain Tightass
Only a captain of evil, Darth! - Lee
The crabgrass does not flower, but slowly it will strangle the lawn. - Pops
Very astute. - Gunpowder, impressed
You think Orphan Ko is a good spirit guide?! - Lee
It's the one she has. - Scary Park
Thank you Dick Cheney! - Lee
Auntie! When you were looking for a spiritual companion, did the Gods, say, offer you three choices... - Pearl
No. Nobody's that lucky. - Scary Park
Guide Number One! If you were a fruit... - Heather, reality show announcer
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